I saw aluminum tube sex today.

My mom and I went and saw the Aluminum Show today.
It was very interesting.
At the beginning there was weird, like, aluminum tube sex, then they had a baby aluminum tube, and then the baby got lost and couldn't find his parents.
In the end everything was happy though, so don't worry!
After that we went to Target and I got NEW DRESSES!!!
Then we scoured Target, Sam's, Dollar Tree, and Wal-Mart for Slinkies.
Finally we found some.
It. Was. Intense.
It's really hot in our dining room right now...
So that's about it for today.
Aren't my blogs interesting and informative?!?
haha

Quote: "Rad and magical; if you're really cool, you go to wizard school."
p.s. These are delicious!!

Today is a good day!

Today I might've written a crappy essay but I also wrote a good essay (I hope)
Then I took a Biology test that went ehh. (I'm not a fan of B's I like A's better...)
My friends tagged my car after school but I'm not sure they understand tagging because they did it while I was sitting in my car...
My car now says "Hey Molly ♪" and "Tina Fey is prego" (they spelled preggo wrong...[I think])
I'm gonna go watch some futbol later but now I sit content with In the Heights pounding through the house.
Yes today is a good day, the sun is shining, it's Friday, and I have a weekend to look forward to.
:):):):)

Quote: "Yeah I'm a streetlight chillin in the heat; I illuminate the stories of the people on the streets."

Curse you BEDA!!!

Hey guys!
   This is gonna be fast because I have to stuuuuudy!
Recap of my day:

• School
• Got gas in my car
• Went to dance
• Make my hurt toe bleed again
• Ate at an empty Subway
• Became best friends with the workers at said Subway
• Came home
• Studied
• Annoyed mom or something
• Wrote a blog post

Sorry this is short but these tests are frickin' important (to me...)

Quote: "Pacienca y Fey!"

This was going to be witty but...

Dear readers,
      This was going to be a witty, insightful blog about humans and everything they do but instead I'm gonna complain. I took me waay too long to get on here because my computer was being dumb, I'm hungry, I have a headache, and I just hit my hurt toe.
      Sorry for the grumpiness but I'm in one of those moods....one of those very grumpy and unhappy moods. Mainly because my head hurts. But I love you anyway! If that helps?

♥ Em

Quote: "Nothing golden stays."

Adorable chicks are adorable

Bleh

Just another day in the life of Emily.

I kinda asked for a job today but they get all their student helpers from a program so that was a no.
She was really nice about it though.

I need to study Espanol...and do some prewriting for an essay test.
And read the Biology chapter.

My toe started bleeding again.
I don't know if I told you but I cut my big toe open last Sunday.
What can I say? I'm a dancer. Dancers are notoriously clumsy.

I hoped this brightened y'alls days up!

♥

Quote: "If you're a pretender come sit by my fire."

This is a real story.

This is a true story that happened to my friends and I Saturday.

      Saturday, as I have already told you, my friends and I went to see an amateur preformance of Chicago. The show is in a town about 45 miles away and we have to be there an hour before the show starts because we didn't order tickets in time and have to get sit in folding chairs in the back. But it's okay, it's a little theatre and the folding chairs are actually taller than the regular seats.
     We left on time, which is basically a miracle, and everything is going great when my friend says, "I think my car is slowing down." Soon after this she decides that maybe her shoe fell off it possibly or something like that.
      A little while later the car is definitely slowing down so she pulls over. Then it starts smoking, and since none of us are boys we don't know what to do. (Not trying to be sexist it's just that none of us are car savvy.) This may also be a good time to mention that we had noticed water on the windshield and that the air conditioner took 15 minutes to blow out cold air...but we're no good with subtly hints.
      We all get out of the car and back away in case it blows up. So there we are, standing on the highway with our cell phones pressed to our ears so that our parents know what is going on. One set of parents are on their way, mine are informed, and one is giving us advice on what to do. But we don't really know where the radiator is or how to open the hood for that matter (we eventually get the hood opened) so we can't do much.
      While standing on the side of the highway a car pulls up. Out comes a young Mexican man who asks if we need a ride. He was kinda creepy looking and we had all read enough rape/murder stories to know not to go with him. So we tell him that my friend's mom is on her way and he leaves. It was a nice gesture....just creepy.
      Finally after a whole 20 minutes a ride comes, we take their car, and go on to Chicago. We get tickets and see the show and everything is amazing. And so that is my story.

Quote: "Chivalry isn't dead; just a little creepy."

   

p.s. Thanks Lex! Also I'm glad you liked the movie! :)
     

It's lovely outside.

I think today I will tell you about random things that I own.

Let's start with the story of my orange kazoo.
When I went to get my driver's license I had to wait for a extremely long period of time causing my father and I to drive all around town.
We ended up going to a music store where he bought guitar strings or something and at the cash register there was a tub of kazoos, and I GOT ONE.
Then I found out that I didn't know how to play a kazoo.
But dad taught me.
Now I play it all the time....and it is amazing.

The award has a better story, because it's story is one of stealing.
At the after-prom party there were decroations and party favors all over the tables.
I saw the award statue (thing) and said "I'm gonna steal this."
Then everyone told me that they were party favors that we were supposed to take.
BUT I had taken it before I new that so my street cred it still in tact....I think.

My wand is hand-made. By me. Because I am a dork.

The robot I also got on prom night.
Earthbound is an AMAZING store.
There were girl and boy robots and when you put them together they dance...together.
It's adorable.

My elephant statue is from Chicago.
The city, not the musical.
I got it after we went through an elephant exhibit...also I just like elephants.
I think it has something to do with the fact that when I was little I was amazed that Emily and elephant both began with the same letter.

My scarecrow is from the church's Bazaar.
I like to call him Fiyero.
(I have a Strawberry Shortcake doll with a witch's hat on that is Elphaba.)

I've already told you about the common cold.
What a nice Valentine's Day present.
:)

And last my finger puppet.
I like to sing "I'm Not That Smart" from The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee with him.
If you think that's weird I have a good explanation.
When I saw an amateur version of it the guy that played Leaf used a finger puppet like it.
So I'm not crazy.

Well there you have it.
The random crap in my room uncovered!

Quote: "Learn to live the unexamined life."

p.s. Chicago was great yesterday, but I kept imagining this man.